Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

S. L. Clemens
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  1. Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

  2. This poor little one-horse town.

  3. Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

  4. Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?

  5. Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.

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